[CONFESSIONS OF A WEIRDO]
Ask me anything
i Am Kela "shes weird" Cavanaugh :)
Can I mind fuck you? make love to your mental thoughts, Bring ecstasy to your poetry...and caress the fuck out of your vocabulary?
i just wanna study your intelligence as you Imbed your Ambition into my nature...
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Can I mind fuck you? make love to your mental thoughts, Bring ecstasy to your poetry...and caress the fuck out of your vocabulary?
i just wanna study your intelligence as you Imbed your Ambition into my nature...
twitter.com/kelaBEAR_:
i wanna marry his beautiful ass lol
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I’m just trying to vibe ….
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DONE W/ LIFE
omfg, wuutttt
IM DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!
fuck nooooooooooooooo ugh i HATE her lmfaoooooooooooooooooo #dead
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I was taught, do right. treat others right.
Be slow to anger and quick to forgive, but always learn.
I’m trying, I really am.
But these actions lately haven’t been reciprocated and I just end up at a loss.
It’s hard.
Shit Black people just can't do, say, and/or act like.
| white teen with her lil'sis: | "Aw, sister day out" |
| black teen with her lil'sis: | "OMG she gota baby so young?" |
| White teenage mother: | "mistakes happen" |
| Black teenage mother: | "thats so sad" "her father wasn't in her life" "welfare queen" (Black people reaction) "Thats a damn shame she gotta baby" "dumb bitch" |
| White graffiti artist: | art |
| Black graffiti artist: | vandalism |
| White people with locs/dreads: | "OMG you're sucha rebel" "your dreads are so hawt" |
| Black people with locs/dreads: | unprofessional |
| White girl wearing short shorts: | no big deal its summertime |
| Black girl with short shorts: | "she has no respect for herself" (Black people reaction)"she's bringing our race down" |
| White men sagging: | "Swag" "thats just the style" |
| Black men sagging: | gangsta, thug, "he looks suspicious" |
| The vast majority of drug users?: | White people |
| The vast majority of people incarcerated for drugs?: | Black |
| White people: | no stop and search |
| Black people: | "he looks suspicious" |
| White with a hoodie: | "its cold out" "thats the new style" |
| Black with a hoodie: | "he looks suspicious" "he's dangerous and might have some skittles and iced tea" |
| Whites rapping about money, cars, etc: | "this is sooo dope" "swag" "Mac Miller is BEAST!" |
| Black rapping about money, cars, etc: | "this is music?" |
| White in the Ivy League: | Congratz!! |
| Black in the Ivy League: | "sport scholarship?" (Black people reaction)"Oh, you hoop? football or track?" |
| White college athlete: | ..... |
| Black college athlete: | "thats the only way they can get in college" "you're only here cus' you can dribble a ball" |
| White people & rock music: | normal |
| Black people & rock music: | "you like this music?" (Black people reaction) "you listen to white people shit?"<---Even though Black people were some of the earliest pioneers of Rock-n-Roll |
| White ex-con: | *processes application* "This is America we believe in second chances" |
| Black ex-con: | Application meet mister trash can |
| White homophobia: | tolerable |
| Black homophobia: | "you guys have always hated gays" "you know thats like slavery" |
| White in the mall: | no need to follow them |
| Black in the mall: | lets play follow the black ma- I mean, leader |
| White with bad grammar: | no big deal |
| Black with bad grammar: | crucified |
| White & tatted up: | body art |
| Black & tatted up: | thug/gangsta |
| White drug addicts: | rehab |
| Black drug addicts: | jail |
| Movies about the world ending: | White man saves the day |
| Movies about the world ending: | about 4billion Asians & around 2 billions Blacks seemingly disappear.... |
| White actors: | kings, witches, aliens, warlocks, lawyers, superheroes, teachers, etc. |
| Black actors: | slaves, gangsta, slaves, drug addicts, slaves, poor people. |
| White woman angry: | Justifiable and a lil'bitchy at the most |
| Black woman angry: | Could have had the most shit filled and fucked up day and will always be The Angry Black Woman |
LOL-tastic idea for a photo shoot. Neil Bedford had these models squish their faces against glass for Inventory Magazine.
It reminds us of making Smooshtacts for your phone!
If you don’t feel, you can’t hurt.
so I stopped.
True or False? Anon or not, ask me!
| 1. had sex? |
| 2. bought condoms? |
| 3. gotten pregnant? |
| 4. failed a class? |
| 5. kissed a boy? |
| 6. kissed a girl? |
| 7. used a little paper bag for lunch? |
| 8. had a job? |
| 9. slipped on ice? |
| 10. missed the school bus? |
| 11. left the house without my wallet? |
| 12. bullied someone on the internet? |
| 13. sexted? |
| 14. had sex in public? |
| 15. played on a sports team? |
| 16. smoked weed? |
| 17. smoked cigarettes? |
| 18. smoked a cigar? |
| 19. drank alcohol? . |
| 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”? |
| 21. been overweight? |
| 22. been underweight? |
| 23. had an eating disorder? |
| 24. been to a wedding? |
| 25. made fun of someone for being fat? |
| 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? |
| 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight? |
| 28. been late for work? |
| 29. been late for school? |
| 30. kissed in the rain? |
| 31. showered with someone else? |
| 32. failed my drivers test? |
| 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes? |
| 34. been outside my home country? |
| 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? |
| 36. had lice? |
| 37. gotten my heart broken? |
| 38. had a credit card? |
| 39. been to a professional sports game? |
| 40. broken a bone? |
| 41. been unhappy about my weight? |
| 42. won a trophy? |
| 43. cut myself? |
| 44. had an STD? |
| 45. got engaged? |
| 46. been on a diet? |
| 47. tried out to be on a tv show? |
| 48. rode in a taxi? |
| 49. been to prom? |
| 50. played a drinking game? |
| 51. stayed up for 24 hours or more? |
| 52. been to a concert? |
| 53. had a three-some? |
| 54. had a crush on someone of the same sex? |
| 55. been in a car accident? |
| 56. had braces? |
| 57. learned another language? |
| 58. killed an animal? |
| 59. been at a yard sale? |
| 60. been to a japanese steakhouse? |
| 61. wore make up? |
| 62. talked to someone via webcam? |
| 63. lost my virginity before I was 16? |
| 64. had my wisdom teeth taken out? |
| 65. kissed someone a different race than myself? |
| 66. snuck out of the house? |
| 67. bought porn? |
| 68. had a virus on my computer? |
| 69. had oral sex? |
| 70. dyed my hair? |
| 71. gone skinny dipping? |
| 72. graduated from college? |
| 73. wore someone else’s clothes? |
| 74. voted in a presidential election? |
| 75. rode in an ambulance? |
| 76. rode in a helicopter? |
| 77. caught the stove on fire? |
| 78. got in a verbal fight? |
| 79. met someone famous? |
| 80. been on vacation? |
| 82. been on a boat? |
| 81. been on an airplane? |
| 83. broken something expensive? |
| 84. had surgery? |
| 85. kissed someone before I was 14? |
| 86. beat a video game? |
| 87. found something valuable on the ground? |
| 88. made a survey? |
| 89. stalked someone on a social network? |
| 90. prank called someone? |
| 92. spent over $100 shopping in one day? |
| 91. been to a library outside of school? |
| 93. cut my hair and hated it? |
| 94. peed outside? |
| 95. went fishing? |
| 96. helped with charity? |
| 97. taken a pregnancy test? |
| 98. been rejected by a crush? |
| 99. been suspended from school? |
| 100.broken a mirror? |
